Because now I've got a headpicture of Bottie with a lapful of Clem-puppies and imagine her brain (neural net) thinking several distinct things:
1) reeling off encyclopedic facts about what newborn specimens of this species eat and sleeping habits and the gestation cycle.
2) "He licked my face! (I know he's a he because I carefully examined his undersides first.) That feels good! It makes me giggle!"
3) "Wow, his mouth leaks a lot of fluid! I wonder if I it needs to be fixed - maybe I should take him to Willow. I hope it doesn't short my circuits because he's doing it again."
4) "My programming tells me that infants don't like to be separated from their families. Therefore I think I should keep all of them. I would be a very good caretaker because I have a lot of information in my neural net about newborn demons."
Dare I ask who the parents are? (For about two seconds I had a weird Clem/Bottie brainflash...and best not go THERE.)
Oh god how the heck did I know that you were going to say that? ("But I'm not a fic writer!" she cried. - which actually may lead to me writing a fic. Kind of the opposite of how it works with those "say it and manifest it" positivity folks.)
Actually I'm fascinated by the darker implications of Buffybot's in canon but your 'verse lets me focus on the fun side!
I suppose fanfic writing is like any other kind of writing, with the obvious exception that you can't profit from it. I've found it to be just as hard as original fic in its own way, but generally more fun.
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Date: 2014-02-27 04:22 pm (UTC)Because now I've got a headpicture of Bottie with a lapful of Clem-puppies and imagine her brain (neural net) thinking several distinct things:
1) reeling off encyclopedic facts about what newborn specimens of this species eat and sleeping habits and the gestation cycle.
2) "He licked my face! (I know he's a he because I carefully examined his undersides first.) That feels good! It makes me giggle!"
3) "Wow, his mouth leaks a lot of fluid! I wonder if I it needs to be fixed - maybe I should take him to Willow. I hope it doesn't short my circuits because he's doing it again."
4) "My programming tells me that infants don't like to be separated from their families. Therefore I think I should keep all of them. I would be a very good caretaker because I have a lot of information in my neural net about newborn demons."
Dare I ask who the parents are? (For about two seconds I had a weird Clem/Bottie brainflash...and best not go THERE.)
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Date: 2014-02-28 06:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-02-28 06:16 pm (UTC)Actually I'm fascinated by the darker implications of Buffybot's in canon but your 'verse lets me focus on the fun side!
*ponders*
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Date: 2014-03-01 07:16 am (UTC)I suppose fanfic writing is like any other kind of writing, with the obvious exception that you can't profit from it. I've found it to be just as hard as original fic in its own way, but generally more fun.