There's a pairing I don't ever want to see (which means you'll write it and I'll laugh my ass off anyway. Which part of his anatomy would she wear as a hat? (Necklace?)
Then again I'm not a huge fan of smushnames in the first place
I know I wrote somewhere here why I hate smushnames but I'm too lazy to look it up. Basically I found it offensive from the time I heard Bennifer etc - I'm not sure if I'm offended as a feminist (because it's an icky expression of the "two merged into one" fantasy) or simply because I think it's childish. Also confusing.
That post from deird needs to come with a warning - I was eating when I read it, BAD IDEA *lol*
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Date: 2015-02-27 07:06 pm (UTC)There's a pairing I don't ever want to see (which means you'll write it and I'll laugh my ass off anyway. Which part of his anatomy would she wear as a hat? (Necklace?)
Then again I'm not a huge fan of smushnames in the first place
I know I wrote somewhere here why I hate smushnames but I'm too lazy to look it up. Basically I found it offensive from the time I heard Bennifer etc - I'm not sure if I'm offended as a feminist (because it's an icky expression of the "two merged into one" fantasy) or simply because I think it's childish. Also confusing.
That post from deird needs to come with a warning - I was eating when I read it, BAD IDEA *lol*
"Spanythingthatmoves"
*LMAO*