1) FLIST PEOPLES DESERVE ALL THEIR DREAMS TO COME TRUE AND BE DELIVERED BY UNICORNS WHO SHIT RAINBOWS. Truth.
2) As someone who uses the phrase "ahoy there" in real life to greet people (and had absolutely nothing to do with childhood dreams of pirate life - have you read the stories about the badass lady pirates? ASPIRATIONS (what rape and pillaging? LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU)) I have no right to judge you or your colloquial choices
3) Yes
4) I would be offended if they didn't. The true master if the universe is cake, and it should be worshipped as such. All that delicious, moist, crumbly tasty goodness...
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1) FLIST PEOPLES DESERVE ALL THEIR DREAMS TO COME TRUE AND BE DELIVERED BY UNICORNS WHO SHIT RAINBOWS. Truth.
2) As someone who uses the phrase "ahoy there" in real life to greet people (and had absolutely nothing to do with childhood dreams of pirate life - have you read the stories about the badass lady pirates? ASPIRATIONS (what rape and pillaging? LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU)) I have no right to judge you or your colloquial choices
3) Yes
4) I would be offended if they didn't. The true master if the universe is cake, and it should be worshipped as such. All that delicious, moist, crumbly tasty goodness...
what? who? huh?
cake. *dreamy sigh*