Oh ouch - I've been very very sore all over my body after a seizure after falling down. One time I had a seizure at my office desk, my body slammed forward into the desk and the desk cut my forehead, then the chair rolled backward at the same time and dropped me on the floor.

And my coworkers got to see it. Fun.

That was also the first time I lost bladder control during a seizure. NOT FUN.

And your relationship sounds like me and my friends - but without the making out.

Oh honey PLEASE - my sweetie's been in menopause for years. Zero libido + hip replacements and back pain = I can remember the last time we "made out". Lesbian bed death for realz.